blazing saddles

In honor of the new sheriff in town as of yesterday, here's one from metroworld. The manchild riding the edge of this shot whooped and flailed as it experienced unknown pleasures deep inside the Earth.

amorphous wonderland

When I asked my father why cows had four stomachs--I was eight, but this could have been yesterday--his subtle yet somehow reliable answer was that they needed all of them for growing an army of smaller cows and, in this way, the grassy fields of the world would be ransacked.

like a st. bernard perched upon an icy peak

In the brief age of man, only one hero has ever been born at a time. And it has happened that, in between the death of one hero and the birth of the next, whole generations are bypassed.

what cannot be found, cannot be found

Sadly, it has become evident that fanny pack season has attenuated to a trickle in this town. It’s time to look toward outside sources for more photos

toolbox

while the picture may be a fake, the fannypack, i assure you, is not. head to etsy now to get one for yourself.

fannypack galactica

don't let it fool you. this is a fanny pack. worn improperly, they turn against their owners like a robot army with a programming glitch.

i can see for miles and miles

in case you can't see it, there it is, and there, and there, and there.

worm hole physics

at first you think you see two fanny packs, but then your eyes adjust and you realize it's only one...but which one? which...one?

take it to the limit

the classic double zipper for when your pouch needs its own pouch.

paisley green persuasion

this little paisley number has high cheekbones, good posture, help from a purse and a whole lot of soul.